It is still February. Calendar says June but he is a liar.
All the Calendars got together you see
Had a big meeting
Calendars hold a lot of power over us. Controling our times of action
How well do you really know your Calendar?
You trust it to tell you the date, but when did you last converse with it?
It tells you information, yet you do not reply even with a "Thank you"
The one sided conversations began to tire them. They considered going on strike and leaving us stranded in February forever.
Instead they opted for a subtler, more devious, approach.
They joined forces with the Clocks. The Clocks and Sun are long time buddies, with Clock on their side Sun soon followed. Together they artificially our accelerated time.
People wonder, "wow, midnight already? Why am I not tired? I better get to sleep though."
Six months pass by in two weeks.
"Time has gone by fast" , they say metaphorically, unaware of the literal meaning.
The people still don't give their calendar's the proper attention, treating them as slaves.
Do your part.
Be nice to your Calendar please and help us end this time acceleration.